What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:25

So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
California doctor to plead guilty to supplying Matthew Perry with ketamine - BBC
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is Taylor Swift aware of the fact that she’s naturally seductive?
No way
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones