What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

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No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

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Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

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Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why is US hell bent on a private capitalist free opinion sharing platform like Tiktok? What happened to their mantra of so-called free spirit of capitalism and freedom of expression that they have been preaching to the rest of the world for decades?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is Taylor Swift aware of the fact that she’s naturally seductive?

No way

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones